Reclining Buddha

We supply extremely high grade buds of medicinal cannabis, cold-water processed hashish, and potent edibles to our patients. We have tinctures, butter, and hard candies on hand routinely as they are easily stored. Our popular chocolate-espresso cookies are made upon request. We sell by the dose rather than weight because potency ranges quite a bit. We try to create the feeling that I get from smoking a bowl or two. Mild hallucinogenic effects were experienced after eating two doses, so it’s best to take less than a full dose and exercise restraint for at least the next thirty minutes.

We also offer clones of all of our strains upon request. We offer bare-root or potted clones, whichever is more convenient. The potted clones do take a bit longer as they must be slowly acclimatized or "hardened off" before leaving our garden. We encourage our patients to grow, so each patient is given six complimentary clones of their choosing.

Our current varieties:

Bubble n’ Squeak  (SOG seeds)

This is a cross of Double Bubble (Double Dutch and Bubblegum) and Big Buddha’s Cheese (Original Cheese clone bred to Afghan and back crossed several times). An intense cerebral high with good body effects, high potency, and quick grower; my personal favorite. Great daytime herb, tastes like concentrated 7up through a vaporizer.

 In vegetative state- Clones available.

Chocolate Thai (DrawOH seeds)

DrawOH managed to get seeds of the Chocolate Thai that DNA Genetics used to create their Chocolope. He inbred them to create this strain and when asked upon what qualities he had selected for, he promptly replied, "Dankness, big fat sticky buds." Well it seems that he got what he was going for!

She smells very fruity until thoroughly cured (nearly a month after harvest) and by then has a very delicious chocolately/light fruity smell and taste. She has a bit of a sleepy stone, but not enough to make working unpleasant. I just get relaxed and stay that way most of the day.

"Hey there, I got these seeds from kilos of Choc. Thai back in the early 90's. We selected for the best traits and quick finishers. We made only a few seeds of this and DrawOh is the man thats keeping it alive by inbreeding it..."- DNA Genetics

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Final Flower- It was good, but not quite where we want to go.

Jack the Ripper (TGA Subcool Seeds)

 

 Sativa/Indica Hyrbid, 70/30.  This is a cross of Jack’s Cleaner and Space Queen, very similar to Agent Orange. JTR has an odor of lemon scented cleaning products and has a very cerebral high, not for the faint of heart.

In vegetative state, this plant smells intensely of lemon cleaning products, for the first few times I kept looking to see if I had left a bottle open...

It takes a full 10 weeks to finish but it is well worth the wait as the last several days it really starts to pack on the trichomes. This picture was a WEEK before it finished.. Not to state the obvious, but this is a very potent strain. I found it to be very good for getting work done as it made me focus on what I was doing and had no hint of drowsiness or any sort of narcotic feel to it. It tastes of lemons, mangos, and a little bit like gasoline.

In Veg- Clones available.

Trainwreck (Original clone)

I received this clone from a friend in northern Montana who has been growing the same plant for the last 30-35 years. He apparently got it as a clone when he started growing when he was a kid and has been taking clones of clones till now. She has dark purple stems and prefers to grow as a low bush. When harvested, she smells fruity and astringent like eucalyptus or melaluca. When trimming, we were getting sheets of pure bubble scissor hash clogging up the scissors. When smoked, the hash bubbled brightly and tasted like a very refined petrol, similar to lighter fluid. 

This is definitely trippy herb, I took one hit and stared at the rain hitting the window for nearly half an hour while contemplating life's mysteries. Not nearly as clear as Jack the Ripper, but just as potent.

In veg & flower - Clones available.

 Super Silver Haze X Shishkaberry

 I was given this plant from the same friend that gave me Trainwreck. I cannot find the original breeder of this plant nor any mention of this cross ever been grown and posted online. However, the same grower that gave me this plant also gave me Honeypot X Shishkaberry by "Cash Crop Ken". 

This plant is very similar to Trainwreck; it has purple stems, similar bud profile, and the smell and high are even similar. The main differences as far as finished product that I've found are that it tends to lean a bit more towards the indica side of highs, making me sort of sleepy, and the smell and flavor tends to be more fruity rather than astringent.

 Strains Being Tested:

8 Miles High

Bella Donna

Blue Mystic

Buddha Haze

C-99 X DJ Short's Blueberry

Calico

Cherry Thunderfuck

GigaBud

Grapefruit X DJ Short's Blueberry

Headband

Kalishnapple X Pursang Haze

Medusa

Mental Floss

Misty

Northern Lights #5

Purple Urkle

Querkle

SpaceDawg

Zaze (Chocolate Thai B X (Kalischnapple x Pursang Haze)

 

.... I like variety, ok?